Who ArtStar's Founder, Chrissy Crawford Wants to Have a Drink with this Art Basel Miami Beach

1. Demi Moore's cat from last year's Art.sy party

2. Kim Kardashian look alike contest winner

3. Andrew and Andrew (because they are awesome and my mom will think I
am finally meeting nice boys).

4. Eva and Adele (because the are equally awesome and my mom will worry I'm not meeting enough nice boys).

5. Dealers who change their accent from English to American mid conversation.

6. Anyone with the VIP card for the free BMW rides.

7. Pitbull

8. The new collector who tries to buy everything  (a park bench, the
trashcan "sculpture" in the parking lot outside of Pulse, a kid's sand
castle on the beach....)

9. The old collector who buys the new collector.

10. Vito Schnabel (no explanation needed)